You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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