dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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