Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
What drink are we having for lunch?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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