I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We smell like vodka and hangover
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