So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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