At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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