We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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