I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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