You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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