no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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