He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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