omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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