I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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