Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm at about main and main street
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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