I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I could fuck to npr.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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