i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
i've created a new STD.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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