xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He felt like a one man threesome
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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