i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
