Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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