it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
