none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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