what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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