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garbage dick
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you win
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
love makes seman taste better
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
mondays should just be called national damage control day
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I will be naked everywhere
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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