I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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