I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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