I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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