I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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