I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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