It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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