I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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