This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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