Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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