belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm going to jail i love you
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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