dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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