No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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