Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
