How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Randomize
