I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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