I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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