spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
BRING THE BAGELS
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Will exercising make me less horny?
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