okay pat passed out under dana's car
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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