every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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