its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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