Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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