Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
farters have to be the big spoon...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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