My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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