i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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