If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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