You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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