I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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