I'm jealous of your bromance
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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