You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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