I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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