Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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