question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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